Monday, January 23, 2012

Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: New York Giants vs. San Francisco 49ers


We're two games away from learning which teams will clash in the Super Bowl on February 5.

Or, should we say, we're one game away from learning who will take on the Patriots, considering THG's scientific breakdown of their matchup against the Ravens makes it clear that New England will come out on top.

So, let's see who the Pats will battle for the championship, shall we?

49ers/Giants

TIME ZONE IN WHICH THEY PLAY HOME GAMES:
Giants: EST
49ers: PST
Edge: Giants

DRAFT SLOT OF STARTING QUARTERBACK:
Giants: Number-one
49ers: Number-one
Edge: Even

ICONIC BASEBALL PLAYER WHO LIVES NEARBY:
Giants: Derek Jeter
49ers: Barry Bonds
Edge: Giants

USE OF NICKNAME IN POP CULTURE:
Giants: They Might Be; Jolly Green; Size of Kim Kardashian's breasts
49ers: N/A
Edge: Giants

UNIFORM COLORS:
Giants: Blue and white
49ers: Red and gold
Edge: 49ers

THE VERDICT: Blame Barry Bonds and where you live, Niners fans. The Giants take this one three categories to one, with a tie between the squads. We see New York's pass rush and more applicable pop culture name leading them to victory.

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?

Source: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/01/tale-of-the-nfl-playoff-tape-new-york-giants-vs-san-francisco-49/

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